Gee, Bob, better grab that Bush sign so Kerry will win...
Idiots are stealing the Bush-Cheney signs in my town. This pisses me off more than you can possibly imagine. Let me make it really clear.
YOU ARE NOT HELPING KERRY WIN THE ELECTION, YOU MORONS.
I mean, really, do you think that people drive through the neighborhood counting the signs? Do you think at the polls, people say, "Well, I saw more Bush signs, so that's who I am voting for!"
Or maybe you think that by stealing someone's sign, you'll change their mind? "Well, honey, I was going to vote for Bush, but someone stole my sign. I think maybe they were trying to teach me a valuable lesson. I have seen the error of my ways. I better switch to the Democrat side before it's too late!"
Stop stealing the signs. You're making Democrats look bad.
posted by Matt @ 8:53 AM
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3 Comments:
Can't help it.
ROTFL
That was funny.
Robyn
Matt, you are missing the point of stealing the Bush-Cheney signs. You see, if everyone steals ALL the Bush-Cheney signs then the country will not remember they are running for office or even who Bush and Cheney are. This will insure a win for the democratic party. Understand? Removing the signs will erase any memory of Bush and Cheney, just like magic. Now doesn't stealing signs make more now?
Ohhhhh!
Thank you, Anonymous, for clearing that up for me.
So anyway, President... what was his name? I can't seem to remember...
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