Frustration
Apparently my soul is a warrior. I hope that's true because I am going to need it after today's events. I can get into specifics unfortunately, but suffice it to say that the next two years of my perfectly planned project have been blown apart. Sometimes it seems like everytime I have everything all figured out something happens to change it. I am sick to death of rolling with the punches, taking one step forward and two steps back, and... getting mired in tired old cliches. I want action and I want it now, and dammit I had a plan. A good solid plan.
The worst part of a day like today is trying not to let my bad mood affect the kids. It doesn't help when Rachel doesn't nap and consequently is grumpy.
I need some jokes. Anybody got a good one?
posted by Matt @ 4:24 PM
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8 Comments:
Don't really have a joke for you right now, but if you need to talk to someone, give a call. I should be home in about an hour or so.
I'm sorry to hear about your project.
Anyway, I have a joke, but it's a groaner more than a laugher.
Guy walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. He sits on a barstool, and places the duck on an adjacent stool. Barkeep comes up, and says, "Hey, what's with the pig?"
"What are you, dense?" the man replies indignantly. "This is a duck."
Barkeep replies, "I was talking to the duck."
Ba DUM dum.
Sorry. :)
Heh.
I liked that joke, J.
And thanks, Dweeze.
Why do a lot of restaurants serve eggs benedict on hubcaps around Christmastime?
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!
-Dieter
Here's a corny one( I love corn!)
Guy walks into a bar
He says "Ouch".
Stefanie
Thanks, Dieter and stef.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Signed,
You know whom.
Life is tough. Sorry, I don't have a joke. For me, it helps to escape into a book or music. Was this a work project or a home project that collapsed?
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