Do I always have to have a title?

The Cat Ate My Gymsuit is a very dated book. (Sharon checked it out as a way to relive her youthful reading habits, I think.) It probably seemed more relevant the first time I read it back in 1983. Isn't that a girl book, you say? Absolutely. I read 'em all - Are You There God It's Me Margaret, Blubber, Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself, etc. etc. Why, you ask? Simple. I was a young teenage boy and I wanted to understand that which most interested me - girls. So I read the girl books looking for insight.

Frankly, it didn't help much.